one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
"Damn Damaris. How much did you drink tonight?" Tokiya put her arm around his neck to help support her before she ends up falling over. "I knew drinking after work was a bad idea."
A few minutes went by with Tokiya coming back in to place his day clothes in the hamper. He returned with only wearing the pant bottom and no top. Looking over to notice Damaris burying her face in the pillow. “Oi, you don’t want to loose your breath.”
Damaris peeked out from the pillow and towards Tokiya upon hearing him speak. “Oooh, very sexy.” She commented, drunken eyes appraising his muscular torso.
"Sh-Shut up." Making his cheeks turn red once more. Tokiya went to the other side of the bed to lay down himself. "It’s a shame you’re not going to remember any of this."
The second Tokiya made contact with the bed, the drunk crawled over to his topless body, always having been a cuddler while intoxicated. “Mmm, doesn’t have to be~”
Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover!
I’m actually sobbing
Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.
Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.
This is so cute
Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes
this is amazing
Is this real? I hope it is.
I hope so too because this bought a tear to my eye ❤️
"My friends are scarier than he is."
"I Want A Cartoony Art Style but at the Same Time I Want A Realistic Style" - a song by me featuring fall out boy
Ida sighed, placing her cheek in her hand. “Kurai, these vague answers do nothing.
"Sorry, I feel like it’s Galen, but I could be completely wrong. Anything else?" he asked not exactly sure how to answer the questions without giving away everything about Damaris.
"Hm, better. And you said earlier that you two go to the same achool? May I ask your year?"
We’re both third years in high school,” he answered relaxing into the chair more.
"Ah, just checking." The blonde stood from her chair and headed towards the door. "Thank you, you can leave now."
Kurai rose and left the room. “Thank you for seeing me,” he said smiling at her before turning to leave.
She continued down the hall, time to find a certain assassins home address.
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM